when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.

blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25

there was some kind of curse put on everyone born between 1997-1999

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

"OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I'll be up all night" sounds like a skill issue

Bruh lol.

Imagine you’re George. Your prince’s former manservant is dead or has run off or whatever, and now your time has come. You are impeccably turned out. You bring the prince a breakfast the likes of which he has never seen before. You present it to him with perfect form. You are immaculate. You are the absolute epitome of service. The prince takes one look at the silver tray you polished yourself and on which is laid out his breakfast with an artistry never to be bested, and he says, ‘My last servant was a rude, completely incompetent, absentee drunk who tried to physically assault me on multiple occasions; I wish you’d just try to be a little more like him.’

allow me to slip into something more comfortable.... *turns into a bat and hits the window*

Merlin
1.04 The Poisoned Chalice

never let kids get into stories about shapeshifting first theyre pretending to be wolves on the playground then theyre getting radicalized by animorphs then theyre realizing the human body is an impermanent and malleable thing then theyre discovering you can take a potion to change your gender in real life